PROBLEM SOLVED Clean Your House in 19 Minutes
We’ve got speed cleaning down to a science. Simply incorporate our 19-minute method into your morning routine and you’ll have a tidy house all day, every day. Best of all, it means you can put your feet up sooner rather than later.
I saw this on AOL's main screen yesterday and admit I was intrigued. As I clicked on the link, I wondered, "Could this really be possible?" As I began to read, it instantly became apparent that the person who had written these suggestions could not possibly have children or pets. In fact, I suspect they don't have a husband either. Although I love my husband dearly, he is a packrat and one of the biggest offender's when it comes to clutter. As fast as I can clean off a space on the the counter, he finds something else to put there. Yes, the person who wrote these helpful hints certainly lives alone. How else could they "have a tidy house all day, every day AND put their feet up sooner than later?"
LIVING ROOM: 6 MINUTES 
Pick up crumbs and dust bunnies with a handheld vacuum (one minute). My toddler's can make crumbs out of one Cheerio. Imagine what they can do with a cookie? Because our dog is shedding her summer coat, some of the dust bunnies here are so big that I truly fear one might try to walk off with the toddler's. Seriously, it takes me more than one minute to even drag out the vacuum cleaner.
Fluff the cushions and fold throws after use (two minutes). Hey, won't have to do this chore. Surely, having toddler's jumping on your cushions all day counts as fluffing...
Wipe tabletops and spot-clean cabinets when you see fingerprints (one minute).
:::Laughing::: "Spot-clean cabinets when you see fingerprints?" This chore could take me all day to accomplish with two touchy toddler's and a teen who feels he must lean against everything to stand erect.
Straighten coffee-table books and magazines. Throw out newspapers. Put away CDs and videos (two minutes). Finally one suggestion that I can accomplish. Oh wait! I don't have a coffee-table because the toddler's kept jumping off it, besides there's no room for one with all the toys scattered about. And newspapers? Who has time to read the newspaper?
BEDROOM: 6½ MINUTES 
Make the bed (two minutes). Hey, I can do this in one minute. :::Flips the comforter back on in one fell swoop::: There, done in one minute!
Fold or hang clothing and put away jewelry (four minutes). Am I the only one who can't seem to catch up on laundry? I think if I actually caught up with the laundry, it would take me a full week to put it all away.
Straighten out the night-table surface (30 seconds). I have 2 night-tables, so add one minute.
BATHROOM: 2 MINUTES
Wipe out the sink (30 seconds). Done....
Wipe the toilet seat and rim (15 seconds). :::Laughing VERY hard here::: 15 seconds to wipe down the toilet with two potty training toddlers and a teen with occasional bad aim?
Swoosh the toilet bowl with a brush (15 seconds). Easy, if I could find that darn brush. :::Going to check the toy box now:::
Wipe the mirror and faucet (15 seconds). 15 seconds? I've got one question. What's with all the toothpaste spatters on the mirror? Seriously, is my mirror the only one that looks like it has white polka dots? Why must one stand so close to the mirror while brushing their teeth? It would take me 15 seconds just to get out the Windex. Can't keep it in the bathroom, the toddler's might mistake it for mouthwash.
Squeegee the shower door (30 seconds). Spray the entire shower and the curtain liner with shower mist after every use (15 seconds). Hmmmm, squeegee the shower door and mist shower/curtain OR quickly shave legs? I choose shave legs.
KITCHEN: 4 1/2 MINUTES 
Wipe down the sink after doing the dishes or loading the dishwasher (30 seconds). Ok, so it takes 30 seconds to wipe down the sink. But why isn't the time it takes to do dishes for a family of five counted in the minutes?
Wipe down the stove top (one minute). Done...
Wipe down the counters (one minute). Wipe down the counters AFTER I put away the latest clutter my husband found to put there. At least 5 minutes. But the minutes don't stop there. I'll have to wrack my brain for another 5 minutes trying to remember where I put it, when he inevitably asks where it is.
Sweep, Swiffer, or vacuum the floor (two minutes). Ok, so is this two minutes EVERY time I sweep, swiffer & vacuum the floor? This has to be done several times a day, if not, refer back to LIVING ROOM: 6 MINUTES Pick up crumbs and dust bunnies.....

I KNEW this article was too good to be true..... ~~Back to reality.....